Dear Miss Foo Xin Yu,
Congratulations! You have been nominated by your friend for the Annual BITCHawards 2005!
This is to certify that you have attained the highest level of honour in our recent BITCHawards, which awards yearly commendations to people who have inspired fellow countrymen to bitch about others. You’ve been a wonderful role model for the younger generation. The fact that your attitude sucks is a clear indication why you were awarded the highest honours this year.
I am proud to be able to award you with this prestigious award. The details of the commendation ceremony are as follows:
Day/Date: Saturday, 03 September 2005
Time: 1000 – 1300 hours
Venue: 133 Mark Lane
London, England
EC3R 4NE
Attire: Formal
We understand that Miss Foo is currently residing in Singapore. Our Personal Relations – International Liason Officer, Miss Genevieve J. Simmons will be contacting you soon on the booking of your air tickets and the arrangements for accommodation when you come for the commendation ceremony. All fees will be fully paid by the organisation.
Please reply either by email or call us at 7782-234-7635 (Look for Miss Simmons) to indicate if you will be attending the above ceremony as soon as possible.
We thank you for your kind cooperation and understanding. We look forward to seeing you there at the ceremony.
Thank you.
Yours sincerely,
Clive Richard
Chairman
International Bitching Federation Ltd (UK),
Celebrate Peace and Love Foundation (UK)
(This is a computer-generated letter. No signature or authorisation is required.)
hahahhahaha. this is so damn funny!!! hmm. should i be angry or wad? whatever... i just find it so funny and wenyi says it will make a good blog entry! haha. maybe i should like email the person or wad? hmm... trip to london! :) oh and why is the chairman a guy?!?! hmm...